Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order
Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company
Yo mama so stupid she thought the credit crunch was a new chocolate bar
Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor
