Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone

 Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

 Yo mama so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her...

 Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

 Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

 Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

 Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized